It's not the 'ultimate mullet' or his scrawny, lanky frame. Heck, in the photo, it's not even the cheesy warmup gear he's wearing or the fact that he's just sitting on the bench looking bored.
No, Jaromir's card from the 97/97 Leaf Preferred release needs to go to the bike spokes for one reason.
Petr Nedved!
And the return of 'The Pyjama Clad Sniper'.
That makes not one.....not two.....but THREE different cards showing him in his 'next to naked' garb.
And it's cameo pyjamas to boot. That's just awesome. How sad is it that Jagr actually looks like the normal one in the photo? And that's not saying much. He's wearing an inside out snow coat, hockey pants and sweats. Flipflops or sneakers with no socks? I just gotta know.
These guys trade wardrobe secrets. I guarantee it.
If I find another Nedved card with him in his faded blue undies, I think I will permanently change these post titles from 'To The Bike Spokes!!!' to 'The Petr Nedved Award'.
He definitely should be handed something.....anything.
Petr, for refusing to rid me of your crazy clothing.....
PPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
TO THE BIKE SPOKES!!!!!!!
Now wait a minute. That "snow coat" isn't a coat at all. It's a windbreaker. And it isn't inside-out. It's outside-out. How do I know? I used to have one. I got it for Christmas from a relative that got it from the Pittsburgh Sports Shop in Century III Mall in the South Hills of Pittsburgh. That store doesn't exist anymore and neither does the windbreaker.
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Actually, now that I look at it again, it reminds me of bed liner.
It just looks really odd.